Kids Say the Darndest Things

Camper (male): "I'm going to ask my dad if we can have a sleepover!"

Camper 1: "I like to shake my booty!"

Camper 2: "I like to shave my booty!"

At the pond...

Camper: "What if we get bit by an alligator?!"

We had some time to kill so I had to improvise. I had the kids do a "Camp Comedy Club". Kids went up to the front and told a joke. Definitely some great jokes. I didn't understand most of them, but they are still funny despite being confusing.

Camper: "Why did the chicken cross the road? To become a rooster!"

Camper: "Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could eat some ice cream!"

Camper: "What do you call a chicken milking a cow? Cock-a-doodle moo!"

Camper: "Want to eat lunch with me? Like a date?"

Camper: "I finally remembered your name! It's Miss Staph."

Camper: "Dang nabbit!"

Camper: "Remember last summer when we were buddies?!"

Me: "Yeah that was so fun!"

Camper: "I still have really great memories of you! I wish it was last summer again."

I just want to put this little guy in my pocket and keep him forever!

Camper: "Some people just bite popsicles but they don't know that popsicles are good for practicing sucking."